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Well, are you?

Drawn during my stream because Gummy is not the only insurance seller in Equestria.
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Quinntus79 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2015
Given recent events in Oklahoma I could use some earthquake insurance.
lilapplegirl Featured By Owner May 24, 2015
not anymore i'm not
sparkleprincess7890 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015
Puppy646 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015
sockerboy129 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015
What kind of insurance? Wait. doesn't matter, (switches to hers)
Fierce-Dities-Link Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
Not really, could you help me FlutterShy?
2wingo Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Considering how much I hate Obama, no.
nikuchanprime Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014
Here, take all my moneys. You want my car? Yours. 
Leonman-42 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Student General Artist
Do you cover car's too?
PrincessLuna64-31 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014
"Yes, but I'll get this one." I say instantly seeing Fluttershy's adorableness.
MadOvid Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014
Me:Fine! I'll buy all the insurance! Just. Stop. Staring at me with those wide eyes!!!

Fluttershy: ...yay!

Me: Hnnng!! *thud*

Fluttershy: God damn it.
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Whatsapokemon Featured By Owner May 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Please do not post ads on my submissions.
CaptainPrower Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Well, at least she isn't one of those door-to-door Jehooveas' Witnesses.
TheCanterlonian Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
"At least"? Dude, please, love and tolerate :(
kylemon73 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
Why don't you come inside so we can discus this. oh no I insist. *grab and drag* I will not take no for an answer come with me
Leonman-42 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Student General Artist
Well, I am looking for a new plane.
annadesu14 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thenapper Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013
No I I'm not happy with my insurance provider at all.
Chrismilesprower Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
ThermTwo Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2013
I feel horrible putting that 'NO DOOR TO DOOR SALES' sticker on my door, knowing that someday, at some point, I might have missed this.
Starra-bathog Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013
So cute and sweet
princebigmac Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
wife: honey theres a yellow and pink horse that just tried to sell us insurance.

me: *looks up* what was her name.

wife: fluttershy.

me: what! and you sent her away! *back hands her through the wall and runs out the door* come back!
Tokageki Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013
me: Well, that depends. Are you asking because you're trying to meet your quota, or is it because I'm inside of your shed and i can hear the low hum of the idling chainsaw hidden in your tail?

Fluttershy: Um.....both?

me: In that case, my insurance provider is a horrid mess of-YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!!
*tries to run past Fluttershy only for her to quickly whip out the chainsaw and cut me in half at the waist*

 me: So, about that insurance...

for those of you who dont get it, watch this:…
DarthFenris Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
9 out of 10 would immediately switch to whatever insurance company she is selling.

the other 1 doesn't exist. 
BLTmunch Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013
No, the other 1 would die from her cuteness before they have the chance.
TheKillerShaymim Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013
I will do anything for you.
flatfeetonground Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013
Love your work!
Whatsapokemon Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks :D
moonlightwin Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013
I couldn't slam the door Flutter shy but??? . no no cant I  !!?
StarrySkiez Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Too cute. :D
shadowdelta47 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
pytko3 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013
I don't know.  Come in and tell me about your premium rates.:D (Big Grin) 
Odd-Bucket Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013
Dose it cover diabetes.....hnggg or ...heart attacks? 
coolclaytony Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013
No, because you're not providing it. <3
KateVunza Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013
Poor Fluttershy... first the modeling career, and now this...
PoundPuppyFan Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist
um uh, no! not at all. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
ytsejam58 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't usually respond to Door to Door salesmen... but for Fluttershy I'll be like "yeah come on in! i'd love to hear about your insurance. want some coco?"
Whatsapokemon Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
She has the highest sales levels of any of their representatives.
MillennialDan Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Hobbyist
I thought I was happy with my insurance, but now I realize just how wrong I've been.
canno21 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Student Artist
Aqureshi1 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
Omg....anything that Flutter was selling, with THAT face, I'd buy
DDSpeedy Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013
Tou aren't working with that door to door insurance salesman on animal crossing are you flutter? Because I hate that guy!
SchwarzerRitter Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013
I would like to buy a health insurance. Because I am about to get a diabetic shock.
SPIKE--the-dragon Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013
Fluttershy, this job does not suit you, well, technically it does, but all puns aside, you don't need to be doing this
MPHeinz Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013
Darn them! Those companies found out my one and only weakness!: ...Fluttershy!
SpitfireStar Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013
That's probably the only salesperson that I'd actually pay attention to.
TheKingOPower Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013
No, Fluttershy! I have cuteness induced diabetes seizure! 
trinson Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013
"Why No!  No I am not.  Please, come in and lets talk."

"O..ok!"  Fluttershy walks in and suddenly turns around startled a bit when she hears you shut then lock the door.  "Umm... why did you lock the door?"

"Huh, oh.  Sorry...."  You stick the key in your pocket and walks slowly over to Fluttershy.  "bad part of town this place is."  You notice Fluttershy look out the window at the houses in view with well cared for lawns and decorated with love.  You quickly go and close the curtains.  "Ya, full of really..... bad people.... um you wanted to talk about Insurance."

"Uhh yes, if that is ok with you."  You can hear her gulp nervously.  "wa.. what kind of insurance were you interested in?"  She slowly backs up as you get closer to her.

"Oh I am really in need of good...." You pause for a moment as if you forgot what you were going to say, "... HEALTH... yes health insurance."

Fluttershy smiles weakly as she fumbles with her case to dig out sever pamphlets.  "We...a... we have a very extensive... " it is hard for her to talk as you slowly get closer.  Your breath is heavy and she can see drops of sweat across your forehead, "..... health packages." 

A long painful smile crosses your face as you are mere inches away from her.  "Oh I am very interested in....  package.... deals."  You reach out to her with a shaky hand and touch her cheek as she cringes and lets out a horrified scream.

Hours pass as wipe sweat from your hands and face.  You get up and start putting your shirt back on as you speak over your shoulder, "Well.. what do you think?"

"I think you are getting your a bargain of a package."  You turn around to see Fluttershy straitening up a small stack of papers and placing them into a folder.  She then folds up a stethoscope and sticks it into her case.  "With your health conditions this is defiantly the best plan for you."

You smile as you scratch your head, "Thanks a lot.  It is hard to find good insurance for my needs."  Your face goes bright red as you look away slightly.  "Again I am sorry for startling you.  I did not mean to scare you."

Fluttershy reaches her hoof out and takes your hand.  "I am sorry for overreacting.  You were having an attack from your condition.  It is a good thing I am a trained nurse as well."  You both smile at each other as you unlock and open the door for her.  "I know the policy that you got will help you get over your hurdles.  So that you can one day step out into the world and meet your neighbors."

"I hope so."  You shake as you hide slightly behind the door.  "I... I know they really aren't bad people, but....."  You pause to look away.

"It's all right.  One step at a time."  Fluttershy again takes your hand helping you to calm down.  "You have my number.  If you need help getting past the first step.  Please, let me help you."  She smiles and waves at you as she walks down the the street humming a song.  All you can think of is how your life may finally get better having met this wonderful angel.


Huh!  Huh!  Had you all going didn't I.  You all though.  "OH NOZ Fluttershy's in trouble."  Didn't think it was going to be health problems and a happy ending.  ;P

Fluttershy is so cute.  I would buy what ever she is selling instantly then worry about how I was going to afford it later.  :D  Especially in the little suit jacket and tie.  :3

I love the work you do.  Thank you for sharing this wonderfully fun picture with us all.  :D
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